(Warning: The content of this article may trigger the traditional dating earthquake, please bring courage to eat)
The “coffee is the proposal” rule
No more “be friends first” flirty games! On a first date, be direct and say, “I’ll be waiting for you at Third Wave Coffee on Wednesday at 8 p.m., don’t be late – unless you want to buy me a second round.” Remember: coffee is adult milk tea, dare to ask dare to be responsible.
Body language is more deadly than sweet talk
The American dating battleground is on a subconscious level:
Thumb across wrist while shaking hands (mental tactics)
Press the tip of your tongue against your upper gums while listening (scientifically proven to be sexier)
Tap your partner’s back as you get up to leave (triggers primal instinct)
The correct way to open “I want to sleep with you”
Suddenly stare at each other at dessert time: “You know what? I have this weird habit of losing sleep talking to interesting people.” Pause for 3 seconds and then add: “Want to try to cure my disease?”
Reverse selection rule
When you encounter an object who is hesitant to continue, say directly: “Let’s play a game. You list three things you don’t like about me, and if you can convince me, I’ll pay the bill tonight.” This action instantly screens out genuine players.
Social media sniper warfare
Posted topless gym photos on Instagram Story with the caption: “Can anyone stop me from getting a tattoo?” Three hours later, a private message to the person who said “tattoo my name” : “Send me the address, witnesses must be present.”
Declaration of financial freedom
When I checked out, I pulled out two credit cards: “This one on the left will pay for dinner, and this one on the right will pay for breakfast tomorrow – the choice is yours.” Remember: The money game is to be played gracefully and dangerously.
Impromptu airport date
Meet the heart of the object directly say: “I have a Standby ticket to Miami, now meet at the gate.” If you don’t show up in 10 minutes, I’ll have your name tattooed on my ankle.” (Note: Flight information must be confirmed in advance)
Death question test
On their third date, they suddenly asked, “If you had to delete all your contacts from your phone right now, which three would you keep?” Your name is not in the answer? Initiate the Vanishing Courtesy technique immediately.
Pet diplomacy
Take each other to an animal shelter: “Pick a dog we both like and keep until we break up.” This will instantly test the other person’s long-term commitment index.
Master class in the art of breaking up
When the decision is over, send a voice message: “Thank you for teaching me three thingsβ¦ (Listing specific strengths)β¦ Now I will engrave these three things on my tombstone — for you are the martyr of my love.” (Note: Use with caution)
π‘ Ultimate Mind Method:
The essence of American dating is “legal hunting.” Remember the three iron rules:
Sincerity is more dangerous than routine, but more deadly
Always give someone the chance to say “no” – that’s real control
Treat every date like it’s your last, because the next one could be crazier
Now, turn on your phone’s location and post a screenshot of this article on Twitter with the caption: “Meet me at XX bar tonight at 10pm – bring courage and cash.” Fate and tequila will do the rest.
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